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October 1st, 2010

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10:48 pm - Fanfiction.net wank...why is the world so full of idiots?


Another holier-than-thou moronic group of idiots infiltrating fandoms and churning out more material for fandom_wank.

This time the target is fanfiction.net, where a large portion of (predominately English based) fandom gathers to share fanfics they write.  I have an account on there too, just 1 story posted though, some of the people on my f-list have more stories so maybe this might affect you.

"Literate Union", as they call themselves, has taken up a self-appointed mission to root out "bad!fic", you know, the fanfics with horrible grammar and whatnot, including the smutty type they deem too...shall we say unsavory?

The list of crimes an author can commit that would qualify their fic to be considered "bad" is as follows;
*Poor grammar/spelling/punctuation
* Smut
* Interactive stories
* Non-chapter stories
* Advertisement stories
* List stories (?)
* Stories based on chats/scripts/IMs

One of the dudes in this group, a "Lord Kevin" (ROFLMAO) has created a program called REDBUTTON that searches out fics that violate any of these standards, and then LU (Literate Union) reports it to the FF.net staff or they spam the author until the fic is removed.  Something to that effect anyway, I'm too lazy to look up the details of this program, and I don't have the time to waste on it.

Anyway, not sure how serious this thing might be, I'm personally not too concerned, but if you have fics on FF.NET you may want to make a backup copy on your computer just in case it disappears on you courtesy of these idiots.

If you have time to kill and want to get a good laugh, here're some sites to check out related to this;
- fandom_wank's post

- Lord Kevin's lj (ROFLMAO, I can't stop laughing everytime I read that name XDD)

- georgasaurus' lj (one of the...founders?  Leaders?  of Literate Union, an 18 year old chick that didn't manage to outgrow her prepubescent years of feeling self-important)

- Literate Union's website (careful of the neon colours, may prove fatal to your eyes)

I don't think I've laughed so hard for many, many, many months now.

Here's a excerpt from one of Mr./Ms. Georgasaurus' fanfic;

"A sense of distortion washed over her, and she shivered before turning towards a massive building looming ahead. It was beautiful, in a strange way; gothic architecture with massive iron-wrought gates around its perimeter...and yet it held an air of danger...and madness. [...] Miranda dragged her nails across her scalp again, and then shook her head. She had no choice. Focused now on her destination, she set off towards the towering orifice." (Emphasis added by me.)

A reviewer pointed out that;
"An edifice is a building of imposing appearance or size, while an orifice is an opening, usually to a body cavity. This is especially important if you are asking someone to conduct a search."

For someone leading a crusade against bad fiction...haha....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(Originally found here on f_w)

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Date:October 1st, 2010 02:40 pm (UTC)
Well if that isn't the stupidest idea anyone in the fandom has ever had -_-,

I personally wouldn't mind if I woke up tomorrow and badfic writers magically decided on their own to stop writing, but the way these LU people are going about it is absolutely nuts. I almost want to say they are doing this for the sole purpose of trolling. Also, no smut? LOL

Besides, I'd venture that the vast majority of us fic writers started by churning out work the likes of which we wouldn't be all that proud of showing people today. But if a self-important hater and his/her personal army came down on some 13-year-old's writing like that... That's just plain mean and despicable behavior.
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Date:August 23rd, 2011 10:04 pm (UTC)
They probably are doing it for the purpose of trolling. Back in the day they were bullying flamers. Now they moved on the violation of privacy.


Talking in circles:http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/61196/27290426/33/#48075354(http://s1143.photobucket.com/albums/n624/lookathiss/?action=view¤t=Guilt.png)

Someone should make a fandomwank entry out of this.
[User Picture]
Date:October 2nd, 2010 07:59 am (UTC)
Gee... just when i thought the number of ways for people to waste their time (and feed their egos) is a finite number...
[User Picture]
Date:October 3rd, 2010 04:15 am (UTC)
Lmao, great orifice!
[User Picture]
Date:October 4th, 2010 08:33 am (UTC)
H-hahaha, people need to find better things to do with their time seriously.

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